{"id":1665,"date":"2024-07-18T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-07-18T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/?p=1665"},"modified":"2024-10-04T23:49:21","modified_gmt":"2024-10-04T23:49:21","slug":"neanderthal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/ru\/neanderthal\/","title":{"rendered":"NEANDERTHAL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the myst, where time stood still,\u00a0\u00a0<br>In serene harmony with nature,<br>Lived a tribe of Neanderthal,\u00a0\u00a0<br>Our prehistoric, ancient nurture.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A society of hunters and gatherers,\u00a0\u00a0<br>They lived a simple life of bliss:\u00a0\u00a0<br>They hunted bison and speared fish,\u00a0\u00a0<br>Survived from earth&#8217;s fruit and hunted dish.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Once, the tribe had come to light,\u00a0\u00a0<br>Of politicians, great and bright,\u00a0\u00a0<br>The greatest of our liberal minds,\u00a0\u00a0<br>Who protect the weak, and foster rights.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A boy named Kreigh, a Neanderthal scout,\u00a0\u00a0<br>Of stature short, yet strong and stout,\u00a0\u00a0<br>His eyes shone bright from underneath\u00a0\u00a0<br>His forehead and the brow ridges of his.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Party gathered members thought,\u00a0\u00a0<br>Of minds, endowed with wisdom lot,\u00a0\u00a0<br>They polled and rallied, discussed and fought \u2013\u00a0\u00a0<br>So that Kreigh they could promote.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Some preached: &#8220;Neanderthals are smart&#8221;;\u00a0\u00a0<br>The &#8220;LGBTQ For Neanderthals&#8221; also took part;\u00a0\u00a0<br>Then there was something even better:\u00a0\u00a0<br>The &#8220;Neanderthal Lives: They Also Matter!&#8221;<br><br>And so, our Kreigh, a gentle lad,\u00a0\u00a0<br>Had country almost torn apart;\u00a0\u00a0<br>But when dust settled, morals soared:\u00a0\u00a0<br>The democratic harmony was restored!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They sent Kreigh to study Law,\u00a0\u00a0<br>His sponsors helped him \u2013 high and low.\u00a0\u00a0<br>Then on to the highest political game,\u00a0\u00a0<br>The sponsors propelled him just the same.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And so, we have a senator Kreigh,\u00a0\u00a0<br>A proud representative of a minority high,\u00a0\u00a0<br>Of Neanderthal roots, yet educated,\u00a0\u00a0<br>Holds a post high and sophisticated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Soon an election is in the air,\u00a0\u00a0<br>The trusty sponsors, always there;\u00a0\u00a0<br>They poll, and lobby, and preach so grand,\u00a0\u00a0<br>Promise nirvana to folks of the land.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then God behold: our Neanderthal lad\u00a0\u00a0<br>Is now the president of the land!\u00a0\u00a0<br>Alas, inside, in privacy deep,\u00a0\u00a0<br>Kreigh is still missing his tribal keep.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>His tribal ways, never abandoned,<br>His office felt so foreignly condoned,<br>Decisions are tough, but not to worry:<br>The sponsors will help with any story.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Progress forward and upward, sky is the limit,<br>No price too high, no law can constrain it,<br>The laws will adapt to the much needed change,<br>With paradigm shifts, cavemen entrenched.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And what of the sponsors, how do they exist?<br>Hunting buffalo, spearing fish to subsist?<br>Do they enjoy the rustic charm,\u00a0<br>Of life in caves, far from luxury&#8217;s harm?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When merit is not given care,<br>Do not complain of fate you share!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Paul Pinkhasik, July 18, 2024<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;illustration by DALL-E<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the myst, where time stood still,\u00a0\u00a0In serene harmony with nature,Lived a tribe of Neanderthal,\u00a0\u00a0Our prehistoric, ancient nurture. A society of hunters and gatherers,\u00a0\u00a0They lived a simple life of bliss:\u00a0\u00a0They hunted bison and speared fish,\u00a0\u00a0Survived from earth&#8217;s fruit and hunted dish. 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