{"id":1688,"date":"2024-07-19T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-07-19T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/?p=1688"},"modified":"2024-10-04T23:49:16","modified_gmt":"2024-10-04T23:49:16","slug":"silence-of-the-ham","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/en\/silence-of-the-ham\/","title":{"rendered":"SILENCE OF THE HAM"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>In a world of felt and fabric dreams,<br>In Kermit&#8217;s heart beams with patriotism.<br>With passion strong, he takes a stand,<br>A puppet&#8217;s voice in a troubled land.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yet in the kitchen, drama brews,<br>A feast prepared with culinary hues.<br>Miss Piggy&#8217;s presence, a poignant twist,<br>In Kermit&#8217;s quest, there&#8217;s more than bliss.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Miss Piggy was not watchful with,<br>Her voiced demands for the Land of His,<br>And now her bacon is crackling on,<br>The frying pan at Kermit&#8217;s home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Paul Pinkhasik, July 19, 2024<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0illustration from internet<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a world of felt and fabric dreams,In Kermit&#8217;s heart beams with patriotism.With passion strong, he takes a stand,A puppet&#8217;s voice in a troubled land. Yet in the kitchen, drama brews,A feast prepared with culinary hues.Miss Piggy&#8217;s presence, a poignant twist,In Kermit&#8217;s quest, there&#8217;s more than bliss. Miss Piggy was not watchful with,Her voiced demands [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":1689,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"saved_in_kubio":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,652],"tags":[400,395,227,398,394,393,396,397,256,28],"class_list":["post-1688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-english-poetry","category-social","tag-character-dynamics","tag-culinary-drama","tag-humor","tag-kermit-the-frog","tag-miss-piggy","tag-patriotism","tag-pop-culture","tag-puppet-characters","tag-satire","tag-social-commentary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1688"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1688\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2101,"href":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1688\/revisions\/2101"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1689"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}