{"id":1678,"date":"2024-08-03T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-08-03T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/?p=1678"},"modified":"2024-10-04T23:46:14","modified_gmt":"2024-10-04T23:46:14","slug":"olympic-derangement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/en\/olympic-derangement\/","title":{"rendered":"OLYMPIC\u00a0 DERANGEMENT"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>In a contest of courage, skill, and grace,<br>Where women are matched up face to face,<br>A man discovers in his dreams,<br>That he is a woman, trapped in a man&#8217;s realms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And a proud woman that he is,<br>To show the world the strength of his,<br>The Olympic ring is the perfect place,<br>To propel to the highest rank in women&#8217;s space.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To defy the norms and make a stand,<br>Such a hero, dressed up, feeling proudly grand,<br>In the ring, where courage must meet might,<br>He will challenge a girl to a fair fight!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He will stand in the Olympic ring of fame,<br>A fearless challenger of a girl&#8217;s frail frame,<br>Throwing jabs, uppercuts, hooks left and right,<br>He&#8217;ll bravely fight, with all his might!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He&#8217;ll earn his place in the spotlight,<br>And win the medal, shiny and bright,<br>And a spot on the podium&#8217;s proudest place,<br>To prove to all girls his superior grace!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He&#8217;ll make his mom proud, his cause so pure,<br>Among all girls, he is the strongest, for sure,<br>And who cares about that minor attribute of his?<br>It&#8217;s only a penis, a detail that other girls miss.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alas, are there other athletes in this,\u00a0<br>To fill a category of girls like his?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Paul Pinkhasik, August 3, 2014<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a contest of courage, skill, and grace,Where women are matched up face to face,A man discovers in his dreams,That he is a woman, trapped in a man&#8217;s realms. And a proud woman that he is,To show the world the strength of his,The Olympic ring is the perfect place,To propel to the highest rank in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":1679,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"saved_in_kubio":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,652],"tags":[362,364,247,363,367,353,259,365,368,366],"class_list":["post-1678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-english-poetry","category-social","tag-athlete-challenges","tag-breaking-boundaries","tag-courage","tag-empowerment","tag-gender-equality","tag-gender-identity","tag-gender-roles","tag-olympic-dreams","tag-personal-triumph","tag-social-norms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1678","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1678"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1678\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2081,"href":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1678\/revisions\/2081"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1679"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ourpoems.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}