There once was a Patient,
Who was not very patient.
She thought she would die.

There once was a Doctor,
Who was very patient,
Who doctored the Patient,
Who was not very patient,
Who thought she would die.

There once was an Administrator,
Who thought she was greater,
Than the Doctor,
Who was very patient,
Who doctored the Patient,
Who was not very patient,
Who thought she would die.

Once the Administrator,
Who thought she was greater,
Than the Doctor,
Who was very patient,
Who doctored, and doctored, and..
Doctored the Patient,
Who was not very patient,
Who thought she would die,
Lost patience with the Doctor,
Who was very patient.
They lost the Patient.

(c) Paul Pinkhasik
June 1, 2024